Born to golf, forced to car
I don’t know if Ienjoythe song in the trailer, per se, but I do enjoy the fact someone took the time to make it. The bears seemed to enjoy it though, which is enough for me. Either way, the floppy car-based action shown off so far looks to fall excellently in line with Triband’s previous offerings of playfully untetherednon violent games, unless you count the violence to my sense of self, because I want to be this car now.
I can assume Triband chose to move away from golf after reading Alice Beeidentifying a distinct golf-core trend in the market. That said, lysergic N64 homageYellow Taxi goes Vroomjust released on Steam, followingTaxi Lifelast month. Also, Sega’s announcedCrazy Taxi remakeis on the horizon, so maybe we’re in the middle of a yellow car-core boom? I need to go have a serious think about all this. If I can predict the next stunningly mundane object of obsession, I’ll be hailed as the greatest Miscellaneous Shite prophet of our times. Until I ascend to unremarkable legend status, you can keep up with the rest of our Triple-i coveragehere.