Messed with the format a bit
A little known fact is that all of the RPS staff are complex clockwork automata, designed and built by a little gnome with the kind of inch-thick glasses that make your eyes look comically large. We’re each powered by a spell that lasts but 12 months, so every Christmas we fall over like sad marionettes. The gnome has to spend a couple of weeks trekking up a mountain to see the fairy who can recast the spells on us. You can help fund his sled dogs and provisions by becoming a member of theRPS supporter program.While he’s away, we’ve prepared some Christmas Crackers for you.
Time to enjoy your lovely joke!
Someone stole all the PSU cables out of my PC
I told the police, but they couldn’t find any leads.
