Spiders! Tentacles! Gimli!

I’ve said before that I’m quietly stoked for this game, and I remain so. Survival business isn’t normally my thing, because I can’t be arsed with all that managing food and exhaustion stuff. It’s hard enough doing that in real life. But co-op survival I can maybe get behind, especially when it comes in a LotR-y package. If you weren’t aware, Moria used to be a big special home for the Dwarves until they famously “dug too greedily and too deep”, so I’m sure nothing bad can come of you going back in there to do the same. Oh wait, look, the trailer has a big spider and a troll and some sort of tentacled monstrosity…

Luckily it also shows a Dwarf doing a combat roll and firing a crossbow - plus you can build watch towers, and of course part of the point of mining is to set up an armoury and smith your own armour and weapons, right? That’s where we get the survival crafting from. But mostly I’m excited to hit rocks in time with someone else, possibly while singing a good Dwarf song.

Part of the joy of this is that all the press releases have phrases like “Comprehensive Dwarf Builder”, which is otherwise known as “creating your own custom character”. Return To Moria also has a bunch of stuff like dynamic light systems to use to create safe(r) areas, base building, and, obviously, a shitload of mining. Get it. Get that ore. Look out for this sometime in fall this year, whenever that is, when it’ll be coming to consoles too.