The latest in Earthian technology

The enigmatic system ofOuter Wildsis packed with scary things you wouldn’t want running around in real life: spine-tingling cosmic anglerfish, endlesstime loops, and a bunch of existential dread. (Oh, wait a minute.) Although, the spacefaring adventure has at least one tool that would be handy in everyday situations: the translator. One Redditor has thankfully recreated a functional version of the translator andthis clipshows the delightfully faithful tool.

The revolving planets in Outer Wilds have walls full of an ancient hieroglyphic language that you can scan and then translate onto a blue handheld screen. Redditor u/Snicker-Snag’s tool supposedly translates Spanish, French, and Japanese into English. So, it’s not the latest in Hearthian technology, although it looks exactly like the in-game tool.

“This translation isn’t actually handled on the device,” u/Snicker-Snag explained through a comment. “The device captures an image then sends it to my phone over bluetooth to use Android’s offline image-to-text and machine translation APIs.” Their phone then sends the translation back to the blue screen to be displayed. The can of marshmallows in the video, however, is empty. But I’ll ignore that lore inaccuracy due to how obviously impressive the device is.

One of my favourite things in Outer Wilds is the translator tool. Every time I discovered the alien squiggles, I’d excitedly whip out the tool, eager to learn more about a bygone civilisation. A quick animation surveys the wall, the device beeps and boops, the screen flashes with jumbled-up code, and then bam. You’ve got some fun, or educational, or confusing, or distressing bedtime reading. The fan-made tool recreates most of that animation - complete with the plucky guitar in the background - and that makes me a happy Earthian.

That’s one small source of joy, found in an overall great game. “Overflowing with a toyish love of astronomy and physics,” Brendan Caldwell said inour Outer Wilds review, “it jettisons stuffy formulae for adventures on dangerous planets full of sand, and one-way trips to icy comets hurtling around the sun. We don’t do star ratings on RPS, but if we did I’d give Outer Wilds a small galaxy.”

Outer Wilds is usually £21/€23/$25 onSteamand theHumble Store, but it’s currently enjoying a -40% discount on both storefronts. Theexcellent Echoes Of The Eyeexpansion is also on sale.