My car now
The Horsemen of the Apocalypse are War, Famine, Death and Pestilence. The Drivers of the Apocalypse are Grappling Hooks, Vehicle Swapping, Boss Battles and Upgrades. You’ll get to meet all four of the latter in the video game of the same name, a combat racer from Dinosaurs Are Better (citation needed) and their publishers Bonus Stage.
“The game features a series of epic boss encounters, challenging you to make quick decisions and master your driving skills as you take on the toughest road warriors in the wasteland,” explainsthe Steam page. This makes it sound like a bossrush format, which I approve of. Mad Max-inspired games should be all crescendo. I don’t want to death-race against a bunch of low-level mooks on barbed-wire tricycles.
There’s a plot, unbelievably. “You step into the shoes of Artemis, a junior mercenary working for Thunder Strike Force. Your mission? Stop deadly convoys, defeat powerful bosses, and survive.” That’s not much of a narrative arc, lads. Give Artemis a surname at least.
Drivers of the Apocalypse is out… at some point. My snarking aside, I think it looks enjoyable. I’m only snarking for the sake of wordcount, really. I hope I can get properly aerial, take shortcuts over mountains and land on cars as they come careening around the bend. Silly wastelanders! That’ll teach you to leave the sun roof down.
