“I seduce the door… I’ve got splinters in places you do not wanna know about”
Baldur’s Gate 3is right around the corner - comes out tomorrow, August 3rd - and everything we’ve learned about the mammoth RPG makes it sounds like an awfully horny romp. Of course, there’s the recently revealedhot villainessthat had an entire corner of the internet making the same joke: “I can fix her.” There’s the fact that you canseduce a druidwho’s in bear form - as in an actual bear, not the gay slang version of the word. And now, the voice actor behind Baldur’s Gate 3’s narrator has posted several outtakes, giving us gems such as “I’m a bard, I can fuck my way through any problem.” Have a listenhere.
“That could be the tagline for the entire game: frantic bi energy.” Agreed. Other personal highlights include “We live in horny jail, you can’t send us there,” and “I seduce the door… I’ve got splinters in places youdo notwanna know about.”
Some of these scenarios sound downright whacky, appropriately so for such a faithful Dungeons & Dragons romp. While some of the weirder scenarios hinted at in the outtakes won’t be in Baldur’s Gate 3 at launch, I’m certain modders will rectify that in the coming weeks and months.
We’ll get to see all the freakiness in Baldur’s Gate 3 when the game leaves early access onSteamandGOGtomorrow. In the meantime, you can check theexact release timesin your region. Larian have also warned that you shoulddelete early access savesand uninstall the game beforehand.
