“Our mistake, drugs are cool” Fancy taking the piss out of video games? Here you go, a fun little tool you can run in your browser easily lets you rewrite famous game quotes.The Death Generatoroffers a gallery full of (mostly) retro games and a simple text box that will replicate the exact font used by those games, all so you can make the little shopkeeper in Zelda say rude words, or entirely rewrite the pre-mission dossiers of Goldeneye 007....

Voss ist das? It’s not just because he’s a Nazi. It’s because he’s asmartassNazi. As the main antagonist inIndiana Jones And The Great Circle, Emmerich Voss vacates the archetypal armchair usually reserved for secondary fascist goons, so that he can goosestep straight into the big boy seat himself. He smiles with all the sleaze of right-hand-manMajor Toht, the grubby gestapo who gets that right hand burned in Raiders of the Lost Ark....

Nails the atmosphere The only sound that greets you upon booting upEclipsiumis a loudly throbbing heart. As one must when encounteringhorrormedia, the game and I immediately enter a spiritual staring contest, each of us knowing therealgame here was it trying to freak me out. “It’s fine”, I decided. “It’s just a heart! I’ve got a heart. It’s actually very useful. Nothing to be scared of”. Thing is, Eclipsium’s menu heart is actually massive and sits, like The Eye Of Sauron, atop a giant obelisk....

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We’re Anna-lyzing the trailer The big question a Tekken player always wants to know is: which DLC character is coming next? Well, you’ll know by the end of the week, as the studio is planning to reveal this at Geoff Keighley’s winter festival of expensive advertising, the Game Awards. However, there may already be some clues in a trailer they’ve just released, which suggests some sisterful slapping is overdue. The trailer also promises new moves for all characters in a Season 2 update next spring, along with some minor presents in a winter update due sooner than that....

Oolovely “Hang on a sec. Haven’t I seen this exact genre of little guy before?” was my reaction upon encountering the yellow-eyed, hat-shrouded mage of isometricadventureOolo. Some quick internet sleuthing turned upthis lovely bit of artfeaturingFinal Fantasy 9’s Vivi, Journey’s Traveller, and He-Man’s Orko. It’s a great feeling to begin your week identifying an archetype of diminutive magician, and I hope it becomes a regular occurrence. Another pleasant discovery was Oolo itself, which you can discover yourself through the shrouded magic ofthis linkto it’s free demo....

Open the door to our Heart There’s an awful lot behind this door, lemme tell ya. Hours of adventure, of tension, of action, of sci-fi strangeness. It’ll be great. Unfortunately the door itself is bugged out so you’ll need to reload a quicksave or something to get it open. It’sS.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl! James:This is a game that probably shouldn’t exist. Over a decade of false dawns and scrapped builds....

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This is the best deal for those wanting to play on Steam. Indiana Jones and the Great Circleisn’t just good. It’s excellent. If you’re excited about playing the game on launch day (or beyond) and want to get the best deal possible, then look no further. Trusted Steam-code seller Fanatical has the game listed for just$58.79 for those in the US, and£50.39 for those in the UK. That’s a serious 16% off....

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Poor sales? Team disbanded? No no no, that’s not the way it happened Today’s door is shimmering and promises dark magics within. It’s an unlikely marriage of big budget publisher and a genre beloved most by smaller development teams. What mastery will unlock the door and expose the vast arenas within? Why, clicking to read more, of course. It’s Ubisoft metroidvania Prince Of Persia: The Lost Crown! Graham:Indie developers have led a resurgence of metroidvanias in recent years, creating games likeHollow Knightthat can challenge even the namesakes of the genre....

read-only Booked For The Weekis our weekly chat with industry folk about the books they love, have loved, and are hoping to love in the future. Hello reader who is also a reader, and welcome back to Booked For The Week - our regular Sunday chat with a selection of cool industry folks about books! Everyone knows about ‘hardback’ and ‘softback’ books, but have you heard of the quickly discontinued ‘rice puddingback’?...

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